ADRIANA LIMA!!!
This Brazilian beauty began modeling at the age of 15 when she was discovered in a shopping mall (where else?). She is supposedly a devout catholic and remained a virgin until she got married to some Eastern European uber-doofus basketball player and is now applying for Serbian citizenship. We won't hold any of these transgressions against her simply because she loooks mahvelous, dahling. Absolutely mahvelous!!! (Come on, baby-Serbia? WHAT THE FUCK?)
...WHY YOU ARE, DARLING!!! DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK?
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