Babe of the Week for April 6, 2012 is...

Ana Beatriz Barros!!!

Ah, another one of Brazil's national treasures. Aside from samba, a relentlessly sweltering sun, the worst slums in the Western Hemisphere (with the glaring exception of Haiti, which has the worst of EVERYTHING), and some of the most egregious wealth inequality between rich and poor, it thankfully also boasts some of the most beautiful and exotic-looking women in THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. Our beautiful baby Ana was spotted by a talent scout in Rio de Janeiro at the age of thirteen (along with her sister, who is also a model), and the rest was history.

She's got legs...

Why is she so beautiful? Why does she loook mahvelous, dahling-absolutely mahvelous? Is it the sweaty tropical climate? Is it the grinding poverty? Could be, but being a blend of Portuguese, Italian and Spanish heritage certainly doesn't hurt. She has had major contracts with the likes of Guess, Victoria's Secret and Chanel. She's also modeled for that whore Jennifer Lopez and her bullshit JLO line of absolute crap clothing and cosmetics, but hey-if the gig pays well then what the fuck, right? It just annoys me that such a naturally gorgeous woman as Ana is in any way affiliated with that jive-ass ghetto wanna be poser. Jenny from the Block? You mean Jenny from THE COCK...

Aside from that, we can still appreciate this woman's genetically-enhanced physical qualities without having to bring J-Ho into the picture. You know what's funny? Even with all the cosmetic surgery and and painfully obvious liposuction (remember not too long ago when she had a smashed-in nose like a prize fighter) Jennifer Lopez still can't hold a candle to this sweetie pie of a goddess. Bless you, Ana. We regular shlubs will never get anywhere near someone like you, but we can gawk at your photos and thank who or whatever is responsible for the fact that for every ugly, fat, lardass tramp that walks by with a snotty attitude thinking they're all that, we have you, darling Ana, to put them in their place. Viva Brazil!!!

Mirame, coño...