Antoijia Misura!!!
Back by popular demand, our weekly installment of "Babe of the Week". This young lady is a Croatian basketball player who looks are so mesmerizing that no one here at the home office really cares if she can play or not. There isn't one coach anywhere that would cut her from their team. She certainly didn't make it on "Babe of the Week" because of her talents on the court. Maybe pne day we'll get around to watching her play to see if she's any good, but she's here because "she looooks mahvelous, dahling-absolutely mahvelous!!!" And that's what counts. Some of you dusty-ass, physically and economically challenged losers who spend your 401k's chasing Eastern European mail-order brides take heed-if you're going to let yourselves get played by one of of those materialistic, conniving whores-in-sheeps's-clothing, at least bring one back that looks like this. They're out there, and if they want to marry you it's not because they love you, so cut the self-delusion and enjoy the approximately three months (tops, I'm being generous here with the timeline because it's Friday and I'm in a good mood) you'll have her by your side before she dumps you for a Russian mobster from Brighton Beach. Here's to you, Antoijia-you are one baaaaad looking mamsita!!! She was voted by the "bellacos" attending the 2012 Summer Olympics as the most beautiful female participant of the games-those assholes finally got one right for once.
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