Babe of the Week for February 17, 2012 is...

Kate Upton!!!

Not to be confused with a previous "Babe of the Week" who goes by a similar name, this beautiful baby came into the modeling world the hard way-by being born beautiful, and we all know how much hard work goes into such an endeavor. First, one must pick one's parents pre-conception-not as easy as it sounds. Then, one must find famous celebrities to screw for the sake of publicity, even harder to do with the plethora of hoochies out there biding for the attention of assholes like Kanye West, who was so smitten with our blond goddess he spilled bottle after bottle of Patrón tequila all over himself just to get her attention.

I know picking a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model may seem intellectually lazy, given that all one has to do is choose whoever gets the cover of the yearly edition, but of all the models featured in this year's edition, Kate is by far the cutest. She definitely loooks mahvelous, dahling-absolutely mahvelous!!! And I'm sure many cats out there who have thumbed through the magazine feel the same way.