Eva Mendes!!!
You know what I'm sayin'? This broad is too fine to have passed under the radar of our producers here at "Busting Chops" for so long. She acts. She models. She's a beautiful Latina who has just enough talent (barely, I must admit) to not have to resort to doing porno movies. What more could you ask for out of a woman?
This stunning Cuban-American beauty began her career as a music video whore for the likes of jackasses like will Smith. She then graduated to the always pathetic soap opera circuit before getting "noticed" (code word for she fucked the right producer/director and finally made it to the big time) embarking on a career in Hollywood. She's starred in crappy, bullshit movies that will never make anyone's top 100 list of greatest movies of all time, but who cares?
She loooks mahvelous, dahling-absolutely mahvelous!!! and that's all that counts.
She is also an international spokeswoman for Revlon cosmetics, as if she needs any to look stunning. Maybe all those fat, horsed-faced, perpetually pms-ing losers who buy make-up and slather that crap on their grills hope to wake up looking like her need it, but hey, Eva's selling a fantasy, and we all know fantasies NEVER fucking come true.
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