Saturday, September 26, 2009

Babe of the Week for September 25, 2009 is...

Salma Hayek!!!

There is no fence high enough to keep this Mexican beauty from infiltrating our borders. We may want to stop Guillermo and his merry band of Mexican midgets from coming here for the privilege of cooking in our restaurants and basically taking jobs no one else would do, but Salma will ALWAYS get an exemption from INS. Why? Take a look...

Yes, she's a terrible actress.
If you don't believe me, just rent "Wild Wild West" starring her and Will Smith. That would of been a career killer for anyone else, but acting is not her forté.

Yes, her accent is even worse.

Yes again, she is nothing but your standard-issue gold digger.
(Marrying a French billionaire will put you in that category).

But the world is always more than happy to bestow upon you everything you've done nothing to deserve, all you have to do is loook mahvelous, dahling-and she most certainly does!!!

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