Friday, June 1, 2012

Babe of the Week for Friday, June 1, 2012 is...

Jennifer Lawrence!!!

Bueno, how did THIS mami get past me for so long? Probably because I had no intention on watching that bullshit movie she was in called "The Hunger Games". Right-Wing based post-apocalyptic visions of the future where the same thin-lipped, beady-eyed, jive-ass turkeys who think they're the masters of the universe are still in charge do not interest me at all. Besides, the whole premise has been copied from other source material. Lack of originality is my #1 turn-off in cinema, so this one got chucked from my list before it ever hit the big screen.

Think of how stupid this story is-if the world has turned to shit, why would you hold a tournament pitting young kids against each other in pitched battles to the death when you could be snuggling up to a hot sweetie like Jennifer?  Why send HER of all people off to fight? Goes to show you why Republicans are such pent-up, frustrated war-mongering assholes. They'd rather watch people killing each other than finding a nice babe to chill with.

As it is, Jennifer looks way to good to waste sending her to do battle. Let us enjoy her for the reason she was put on this Earth-to loook mahvelous, dahling-absolutely mahvelous!!!

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